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These News blunders from the New Yorker are hilarious. Some of my favorites:

FOR ONCE, WERE SPEECHLESS DEPT:

From an advice column in the Lansing (Mich.) State Journal.

For fun and to try to mix this up a little, you two might develop a verbal or visual cue that is subtler than simply asking for sex. For instance when one of you mentions Vice President Cheney, thats your code.

Or:

THERELL ALWAYS BE ENGLAND

From the Washington Post.

After he was exposed, Lambton told an intelligence officer that he had thrown himself into a frenzied round of gardening and debauchery to get over the fact that he had lost a three-year battle over the use of his fathers title.

Or:

SILVER LINING DEPARTMENT

From the Bath (Maine) Times Record.

Except for a tragic accident, the 35th annual Bath Heritage Days parade went off without a hitch.